This "My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open" hoodie is more than just a cozy graphic pullover; it's a soft, warm hug for your beautifully busy brain. It's the perfect funny ADHD gift for a friend, or the ultimate upgrade for your own comfort.
Made from premium, soft-touch fabric, this is the ideal cozy lofi pullover for late-night work sessions, chilling out, or reminding the world that you're operating on a different (and more interesting) wavelength.
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This midweight fleece hoodie feels like a warm pause in a busy day. The rich brown fabric and understated white text — "MY BRAIN HAS TOO MANY TABS OPEN" — capture that scatterbrained, coffee-fueled humor while staying cozy and calm. The relaxed dropped shoulders and pouch pocket invite you to shrug into slow comfort. Wear it while you settle in for a work sprint, a late-night study session, or a weekend of errands; it reads like an honest, wry note to yourself that others will smile at. Thoughtfully made with sustainable and socially conscious practices, the hoodie sits comfortably between loungewear and laid-back streetwear — approachable, well-made, and quietly relatable.
Product features
- 2-piece color-matched jersey-lined hood for extra warmth and structure
- Relaxed fit with dropped shoulders for an easy, casual silhouette
- Front pouch pocket for hand warmth and small-item storage
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fabric: soft ring-spun cotton blend with a 100% cotton face (fiber mix varies by color)
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100 plus FLA and WRAP-certified manufacturing — sustainably and ethically produced
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan SF500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
